Last Game Result: Dec 22 2011
| Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | F | ||
| Hofbrau | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Carlos « | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Play-By-Play | Boxscore | ||||||
Goal Scorers: Pat Beerman (07:00 in 2nd), Jon Casey (06:00 in 3rd), Chris Methe (12:00 in 3rd)
Goaltender: James Lemonias (W)
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Regular Season Leaders
| Points | Jon Casey | 43 |
| Goals | Jon Casey | 24 |
| Assists | Jon Casey | 19 |
| PIM | Pat Beerman | 12 |
| SO | James Lemonias | 0 |
| Wins | James Lemonias | 8 |
| GAA | James Lemonias | 4.18 |
Carlos Gets Into the Holiday Spirit
Posted by: Jon Casey on Fri Dec 02nd 2011 12:14pm
Carlos is enjoying their spot in 1st place as they enter the the holiday season. With the help of a little holiday cheer, they are expecting to go undefeated for the month of December.
Dont't forget to order your Carlos Holiday Photos today - they make the perfect gift for any family member.
Carlos is Betrayed
Posted by: Jon Casey on Thu Nov 17th 2011 7:34pm
Carlos was in a state of depression after last night's devastating 8-3 loss to Delanos... all but defenseman Ben Brinkert, who was all smiles after notching a Gordon Bombay Hat Trick (1 Goal, 13 falls) in his debut.
Carlos Wins Deciding Game Over Kings H.C.
Posted by: Jon Casey on Thu Nov 03rd 2011 3:00pm
After a failed sighting of the Milton Academy JV Boys team in the showers, the mood in Carlos' locker room before game time last night was one of panic. Normally in such desperate times, Carlos relied on stoning the shit out of their skates with Brian Abbott's stone, but to the team's dismay, Abbott had selfishly and carelessly left his stone at UMASS Boston last week.
To make matters worse, both Sniper Twig (Patrick Beerman) and Ben Brinkert (0G, 0A, 0GP) were out of the lineup, leaving little room for hope.
Carlos' motivational speaker and leading defenseman in TOI and SA (Shower Appearances), Jon Boc, could not bear the tension. "We just need to get through the first period without Sniper Twig and then we know we are good for a win*," announced Boc, barely believing it himself.... and with that, Carlos took the ice.
As the first period was coming to a close, the score was tied at 2 and Carlos was feeling a bit shaky, having given up a two goal lead. However, confidence was found after a truly heroic shot from the point from Kevin Leddy aka Phantom King, who was coming off a 4-point game last week that he didn't dress for. Leddy found a stray puck coming towards him and seeing that he had a Kings H.C. defender directly in front of him, decided to take a full wind-up clapper directly at the defenders chest. Fortunately for the Kings H.C. player, his shaft deflected the puck as the entire arena watched on in amazement.
Carlos found their scoring touch in the second period, scoring 5 goals, with Brian Abbott insisting he assisted each one, regardless of whether he was on the ice or not. In addition to scoring, Jon Casey brought straight intimidation, after failing to pass up the opportunity for a blindside hit following a buddy pass. After the hit, Casey exclaimed, "Sorry, dude," as if he didn't just blatantly lower his shoulder into the Kings H.C. forward and then proceed to fall on top of him. The Kings H.C. player politely told Casey to go fuck himself and Casey calmly skated to the box with a smile, realizing he had just become the team leader in PIM.
Carlos entered the third period up 7-4, despite continually leaving goalie James Lemonias out to dry as they watched Kings H.C. skate around their defensive zone and rip shot after shot from the slot. Carlos only managed to put one more on the board in the remaining period, which was frustrating because Ryan Conachen routinely "burned everyone going into the zone" and then would "go absolute shelf" on King H.C.'s goalie, but the puck would "hit the inside posts" so fast and come right back out into the goalie's glove before anyone saw it.
In the remaining seconds of the game, King's H.C. took at least 10 shots in a row and scored as the final buzzer sounded, but it was too little, too late, and Carlos marched off with another win and a record of 5-1, a Carlos franchise high. Carlos stormed the locker room, excited for the showers, as Brian Abbott could be seen arguing with the scorekeeper.
Despite the win, Carlos' mood was immediately dampened by the discovery of individual showers with dividing walls - luckily Jon Boc saved the day by doing his "all balls, no cock" trick while visiting each shower.
*Forward Patrick Beerman is notorious for playing a solid first period of hockey and then becoming worthless for the remaining two periods.
Carlos Stays Humble During Strong Start
Posted by: Jon Casey on Wed Nov 02nd 2011 4:21pm
On Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 3:24 PM, Jon Casey wrote:
good, need you rested up.... i can't have any called back goals tonight - you need to make sure those shits stay in the net
On Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 3:35 PM, Ryan Conachen wrote:
Can't keep them in when I go absolute shelf and they hit the inside posts
On Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 3:40 PM, Jon Casey wrote:
it's funny man, but no one else saw it go in last week.... and let's face it, it's not because your shot is too fast
On Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 3:43 PM, Ryan Conachen wrote:
No one saw it because I burned everybody going into the zone.
On Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 3:43 PM, Jon Casey wrote:
this convo might have to go on the website
On Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 3:47 PM, Ryan Conachen wrote:
Let's face it, Carlos isn't a team known for their humble ways.
On Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 3:54 PM, Jon Casey wrote:
it's hard to be humble when you're friggen nasty
On Wed, Nov 2, 2011 at 4:02 PM, Ryan Conachen wrote:
it's also nasty being nasty
So Hot Right Now
Posted by: Jon Casey on Thu Oct 06th 2011 12:56pm
Up 13-3 with 15 seconds left in the game, Jon Casey goes all-out and rushes the puck up the ice one last time and takes on four defenders by himself. He ignores the barrage of comments from the opposing bench as he skates by, goes around the last defender, and takes a hideous backhander at the goalie's head. The goalie gloves the puck and throws it back at Casey's head as he skates by the net... and the 2011-2012 Carlos season has begun.
Relentless, classless, and stat-padding... that is the attitude Carlos has decided to embody for the new season - and it's paid off. After two games against the worst teams in the league, Carlos is averaging a goal differential of seven.
Roster additions Chris Methe, Tim Sholes, Gary O'Connell, and yet-to-play Ryan Conachen have given Carlos fire power both on the ice and in the showers. That, combined with a goaltender (James Lemonias) that doesn't wear street hockey pads, has Carlos riding high before they undoubtedly begin their downfall in the next couple of weeks.
