TEAM MONSTER

Posted By: Michael McNeil on Tuesday Apr 01, 2008

What can one really put together for a write up after the third consecutive Monster loss. What has gone wrong? Dusty claims "he sucks", I guess you could start there. Chase seems more interested in whats going on in the showers and Reinharz, well he continued speeding down the douche bag road when he showed up before the game with no cooler or beer! Carin stepped up and saved his hairy backside when she called in the calvary for an emergency 18 pack. (Steve--you owe her huge.) The cooler shows up next week filled with an import of your choice plus a crisp twenty dollar bill NOT attached to fishng wire!

As for the game, Monster hung in there goal for goal as best they could. Tommy "The Lid" Howanesssssssssssian was absent from the game due to medical reasons but was Posts were PINGED at both ends and many opportunities were squandered by both teams. NUFF SAID!!!
Win a game Monster, would ya!

Posted By: Michael McNeil on Tuesday Mar 18, 2008

St. Pattys Day proved to be highly unlucky for Team Monster with only one goal scored in the game by Travis Widner. A record high thirty minutes in penalties kept Monster at least one man down almost the entire game. The fans were treated to a rare sight when Tommy "the helmet" Howanessian got into a fight and ended up using his opponents helment as a weapon to repeatedly beat hit him over and over again. Finally the ref's who were enjoying some microwave pop corn and watching the show decided to break it up. Unfortunately, Tommy will now be serving two consecutive life sentences from the Aliso Viejo Ice Palace and banned from ever wearing a helmet except during "special" times with the wife.

Posted By: Michael McNeil on Friday Mar 14, 2008

Well, it looks like the wrong people showed up Monday night as TEAM MONSTER got throttled 7-3. Johnny HOHO came up big with the nights first goal which was the only goal till about three minutes left in the game until BIG JOE decided to step it up and put two in. Lets just put this one behind us and get back on track Monday.

Posted By: Michael McNeil on Thursday Mar 06, 2008

Team Monster battled the Red Dogs Monday night and came away with a 9-7 victory. With everyone contributing there heart out, there was one lone star who shined with his stick...and not the stick he normally shines. Tommy Hoho took what was described only as the shot (seen left) which sailed over everyone on the ice and found its way to the top left corner of the net, where is still sits today...and to think we didnt care if he showed up or not!

Posted By: Michael McNeil on Tuesday Feb 26, 2008

With Kyle & Chase missing from the game, speed proved to be the missing link. Dustin Widner stepped up with all three Monster goals as his brother Travis was thrown out in the second period for fighting. Sadly Monster came up one goal short in the 4-3 pathetic loss. History was made last night during what can only be described as "THE SHIFT".

According to an unknown source, Steve Reinharz was skating with the puck when he spotted a quarter stuck in a gumball machine off the ice. He quickly passed the puck to get his giant stick free and managed to pluck the quarter clean from the machine as he continued with the play. Although it did not result in a goal, it did lead to a serious thumb injury by Reinharz and an additional $.25 in his off shore bank account. According to the picture taken (left) Reinharz tried an unorthodox home remedy to repair his injury. Thumbs up bitches!!